You hardly need a darn recipe for this dog, but maybe you just want to know what goes in ‘er.  This is just the ticket when you got another damn potluck at work and what can you get that will amaze the fellows and impress the ladies?  Go get a square of cream cheese, a tub o’ sour cream a bit of plain yogurt, dill, parsley, basil and every vegetable you can carry.  Carrots are especially good since they’re in a bag.  Take it all home and mix all the sour cream, yogurt and cream cheese – let it soften or it’s a bear – add the dill, parsley and basil to taste.  (LOTS of dill)  Oh.  Go back to the store – forgot the damn dough – buy some pillsbury croissant roll dough in a tube.  Come home, roll it out flat (don’t take it apart) on a pan and bake it a while.  While it bakes cut up all the vegetables really small.  Next time don’t get so many.  Take the dough out (when it’s brown) spread the cream cheese mix on it.  Sprinkle with vegetables.  Oh.  Damn.  Go back to lousy store. Buy some dumb cheddar cheese.  Ask someone to grate it for you since it can hurt your fingers when it gets too small.  Put the cheese on top and there you go.  They’ll go ape.  Only trouble is they’ll make you do it again next time too.

Serves less than you might think.

John 1989